A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.
Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?
by TRUFUS December 7, 2009
Get the Colonel Flan mug.by TheForgottenSpark November 13, 2006
Get the Ned Flanders mug.An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.
Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.
Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...
Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...
by waAGhA! March 15, 2005
Get the ned flanders mug.Flandreau a phrase; which in the northern part of New York state means to "To Cockblock"
Meaning to prevent someone from scoring sexually.
It's believed that this reference was created in younger schools, so students wouldn't be put into trouble for saying "Cockblock".
Meaning to prevent someone from scoring sexually.
It's believed that this reference was created in younger schools, so students wouldn't be put into trouble for saying "Cockblock".
Example - Situation (A boy is flirting with a girl, and she is falling for it);
Person 1: *Screams to the Boy* - "Get Some!"
Person 2: *Yells at person 1* - "Dude don't be such a Flandreau"
Person 1: *Screams at the Boy again* "Hey, ya' gonna tap that, ya' gonna tap that?", *Responds to person 2* "That was a Flandreau."
Person 1: *Screams to the Boy* - "Get Some!"
Person 2: *Yells at person 1* - "Dude don't be such a Flandreau"
Person 1: *Screams at the Boy again* "Hey, ya' gonna tap that, ya' gonna tap that?", *Responds to person 2* "That was a Flandreau."
by Eric Calzohu July 13, 2010
Get the Flandreau mug.sexual maneuver. 1 chick 2 dicks overhead h.j. with double facial. excessive gagging. gob-strings and phlegm.
The crack whore picked up two strapping young gents at the bar and took them outside for a jolly flanagan in the alley.
by fork snorkel May 8, 2009
Get the jolly flanagan mug.A Flanagoon is a doggo named Lillie who is very cheeky and may eat her droppings from time to time, BUT what ever you do you never pick up a flanagoon once she has found her spot on Taliah’s bed or she will growl like a beast.
by Flanagoon May 18, 2018
Get the flanagoon mug.n: The jabberwocky which is used frequently by Ned Flanders from Simpsons. (taken from fender bender)
Closest technical term could be tmesis
Closest technical term could be tmesis
Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
by Iconoblast March 16, 2011
Get the flander blender mug.