fred t foard highschool

place where country whores and certified pricks with daddy's money avoid one another at all costs, while also distributing mary j to one another. the soccer coach likes his players young and fresh. GO TIGERS RAHHHHHH WE ARE SO GOOD AT FOOTBALL

fred t foard highschool had the dumbest absebce policies.

by bestbosser6969 May 9, 2024

Ford E- series

The Ford E-Series (also known as the Ford Econoline or Ford Club Wagon) is a range of full-size vans manufactured and marketed by the Ford Motor Company. Introduced for model year 1961 to current as the replacement for the Ford F-Series panel van, the E-Series line is currently in its fourth generation.

Now for the real definition

This vehicle has its many uses from
Plumber's Utility van,kidnapping(not that I condone that) , living in a van down by the river and homeless ,
Best colors for this vehicle are black,

Dark blue,light blue ,white ,dark red

,purple And the rarely seen brown .

Some don't windows and some do
It's just that these vehicles don't really draw much attention and have
They practicality and uses , they may

Be prone to breaking down.

Perfect vehicle to live in if you end up
Living out of a vehicle .

Also see the similar ford Transit

And stealth parking .

Ford E- series makes a great homeless on wheels transient wagon
Or kidnapping vehicle, one could also

Convert it into a utility van and stealth parking.

by Blu_leef November 2, 2022

I plead the Ford

This is based on the activities of Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, Canada. If a person says, 'I plead the Ford", it means they are excused from their behavior and are not obliged to explain themselves because they were smoking crack cocaine and in a drunken stupor.

Why did you crash your car?

I plead the Ford!

by sexbeyond40 November 19, 2013

Fard

Loud fart ( 420.69 db) at high velocity with Kinetic energy released by a monke is called fard. The world's loudest fard was taken by KraccBacc in 9/10/2021.

he do be fardin' and shiddin' doe

by CumCollector69 November 14, 2021

Ford Muskrat

GM/Mopar slang for Ford Mustang.

Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.

Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?

Billy Bob: Yup.

Both: Ha ha ha ha!

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Spring Ford 8 ball

A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.

Hey bro, are you down for a game of Spring Ford 8 ball?

by KEGsuperior March 4, 2022

Ford the River

Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.

Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!

Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.

Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!

Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.

Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*

by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012