Penis Fly Trap

When a girls between your legs giving head and you're about to cum, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your jizz.
lars: "damn, that girl gave you a dirty look"
mitch: "yeah, i gave her the penis fly trap."
by Fred the Philosopher of Flavor January 04, 2008
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penis fly trap

A female who tends to sleep with many men, and who may have one or more sexual diseases...
"Hey guys, did you hear? Burt slept with The Penis Fly Trap! He certainly has been where every man has been before!"
by Mogz October 13, 2005
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anus fly trap

when someone,usually a male, clamps there ass cheeks on a persons nose(usually alseep) and then farts. a very horrible experience.
chris:dude last night i gave fred an anus fly trap
jp:he deserved it.
by bmxking March 29, 2005
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Venus Fly Trap

The act of oral sex cunnalingus preformed on a woman where the giver manipulates their hands as described below:
Place hands together as if you are going to pray.
Interlock the 4th & 5th digit of both hands.
Insert the 3rd or middle digit into the receiver’s vagina.
Spread the labia or vaginal lips with the second digit to allow access to the clitoris.
Use the thumbs or first digit to support the giver head underneath the chin.
Use your lips & tongue to give your partner the time of her life.
Originally mention in the 1986 - 1992 NBC TV show LA LAW as, "That was the Venus Fly Trap, it's Never failed me yet", referring to a scene which the viewer was led to believe that oral sex was being preformed much to the joy of actress Susan Dey. Don’t ask who the actor who played opposite of her was, or the name of the episode, as I don’t know. It was then discussed in the Forum articles of Playboy magazine. Which is where I learned the technique, much to the delight of more than one woman.
by flingwings March 14, 2006
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anus fly-trap

When you put down a layer of toilet paper or a paper towel in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back from taking place when your planning on dropping some heavy freight. The weight of the freight causes the paper to fully envelope it and cause it to be consumed by the paper.
After I took a heavy dump, I tried to take a look at the damage, but the anus fly-trap had already consumed the evidence.
by AUsome January 14, 2013
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The Penis Fly Trap

A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside
If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson
by The Bees February 18, 2005
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penis fly trap

a condom with barbed "teeth" invented by Dr Sonnet Ehlers to deter and punish rapists.
the girl inserted a penis fly trap before walking through the township in case she was attacked and raped.
by noni movie August 19, 2010
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