she's flowering the flowers

oh fuck, did I just say flowering the flowers? mork panicked

a mistake mark made in mark and johnny's camping vlive

oh she's flowering the flowers oh okay i get it

by siriusJUSTGIVEMETHENAME March 24, 2021

flowering

all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed)
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring

Yeah, Last Nite I Was A House Party And This Well Fit Guy Came Over And Started Feelin Me Up And Then I Turned Arond And He Got With Me And Then He LOcked The Door And He Flowered Me And I Was Like Now I'm A Hardcore Slag!!! ...FLOWERING...

by Del Demery December 6, 2006

Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010

flowering

1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."

Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?

by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006

Flowering

A word describing recovery from anorexia nervosa.

I’m flowering, don’t comment on my body please🥀

by lisou November 22, 2021

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020