floranausia

the process of lying to someone that asks you to smell a flower exspecting a good reaction when you cant smell anything

women: hey smell these roses
Man: ummm nice
Women: they are
Man: (under breath) cant smell a bloody thing

That was floranausia

by frogcloset November 22, 2005

Flurona

Bull crap virus that is gonna cause even more chaos

It’s got to be the flurona.

by Flu-ro-na January 6, 2022

Flurona

Bullshit virus that is going to cause chaos.

It’s got to be the Flurona.

by Flu-ro-na January 6, 2022

Flurona

Flurona is the act of performing fellatio on a retired hedge fund billionaire in Florida and contracting Covid-19

“Chris was having a great time on spring break, until he caught Flurona at the piano bar from the gentleman with the pacemaker that used to work on Wall St”

by DrodLGBrandon January 5, 2022

flurona

Testing positive for both the flu and Covid-19.

I have Flurona. I tested positive for the flu on Monday and on Tuesday I tested positive for Covid!

by Catlady2002 January 5, 2022

Flurona

When you contract a deadly virus by letting another man spit a load of cum into your mouth; usually on a yoga mat or another padded surface.

“Yo i heard Matt caught the Flurona”

“Oh shit thats nasty. He gonna die”

by BobbyDigital8281 January 5, 2022

floromancy

divination by flowers or plants

Guessing whether or not someone loves you by pulling the petals off of a daisy is a type of floromancy.

by Floromancy November 6, 2013