Florida Man

The stupidest thing on earth. You dont want to mess with him, as he might attack you with a fried chicken or a catfish. His fuel is Bud Light and methamphetamine. They LOVE playing sports with gators and using fish as baseball bats. Nothing can stop a Florida Man except another Florida Man. Get on his bad side, and he will feed you to his cat Spleens. Nobody is a crazy, random, or stupid as a Florida Man. Only Russians or Australians can match up against them. So dont mess with Florida Man.

Dude: bro did you here about the Florida Man?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?

by ThatOneGuyk October 18, 2019

florida steam pipe

When a man or woman hits their vape and blows a giant vape cloud into their partners anus. The partner then showers the man or woman with the vape cloud from their anus.

The Florida Steam pipe

Rob told me that he and JImmy love to give each other Florida Steam Pipes!!

by Rexlba July 6, 2019

Trilby Florida

Trilby Florida is a rural town with a Community Center, Post office and a Methodist Church in the heart of town. It was a busy railroad town back in it's hayday. The Greater Trilby Community Association is a non-profit organization that started in late 2001 by a local community leader/activist. Denny Sharkey Mihalinec. This group covers the Trilby,Lacoochee and Trilacoochee areas residents needs. Such as food,clothing,housing,youth programs,computer room,library and job assistance & so much more. It is also known for it's 47 mile trail called the Withlacoochee State Trail.

Are you going to see Trilby Florida? The old railroad town? Maybe the Withlacoochee state trail near Owensboro park....

by Trilby Citizen December 5, 2010

florijan

Adjective - Sexy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, one of a kind. All woman drool after him, he is exotic and dominating and knows what he wants. You fall in love with him at first glance and he is the quite possibly the most perfect man in the world.

"Ohh i just want Florijan to ..."

"Woah look at that big thing..."

"He just makes me wanna..."

by jebacnina00 July 12, 2017

Florida man

A man who Has the capability to do anything (literally anything) like assault his roommate with a pizza

1:“did you see that man naked running on the streets?”
2:“yea, must be Florida man.”

by J R 696969 October 28, 2019

Florida Stinker

A blunt that's been farted on

Guy: Try this i gave it the good ol Florida Stinker

by juice sauce n dressing January 24, 2019

Florian

Florian is a very handsome and kindhearted person. He is a great friend and listener, and very smart as well, so he will always have something helpful to say. But he is best known for his humor and ability, to always make everybody laugh. If you are so lucky, to already have a Florian in your life, don’t ever make the mistake of letting him go.

I saw Florian yesterday, he made me laugh so hard, I cried

by Princessbubblegum16 August 14, 2019