Flop

A small flaccid penis that appears bigger than usual.

My mother commented on my flop earlier today saying: "your flop is looking good today"

&"I can see your flop through your sweatpants"
& "I'm gonna shove my flop up inside you as soon as I get home, prepare yourself"

by ProBro330 January 24, 2017

Flop

Drunk passed out on a subway station bench.

A sleeping lush, known as a "flop", attracts a hierarchy of scavengers. First come the top lush-workers, the only want cash, good rings and watches. Then come punks who will steal anything, they take the hat, shoes, belt. Finally, brazen, clumsy thieves will try to pull the lush's overcoat or jacket off him.

by brasswater August 17, 2013

Flop

Something or someone that fails miserably

Wow, Austin Mahone is such a Flop. His music sucks so bad

by Austinm February 28, 2016

Flop

A person who fucks every thing up or just does stupid ass shit.

Person 1(flop):(pretending to spill your drink then actually spills it).

Person 2:clean that shit up Flop ass bitch b4 u get fuckin merked cuz!

by lal313x February 8, 2008

Flop

Someone who always flops on everything. Also a word to describe somebody who is the dumbest fuckin' person you know.

Yo Flop, how the fuck did you manage to drive you car over those jagged rocks?

Flop, it looks like your eyes are bleeding.

You are the biggest flop I know, every two days you have a pooja.

by Real Nigguah April 13, 2007

Flop

Is what Cardi B is

Hey Lauryn, I’m looking at the charts and Cardi B is such a Flop! Omg!

by Maria Browny June 4, 2020

Flop

An individual who abuses women. A LOSER, a failure.

A flop is any man who abuses women or stays silent while the abuse takes place.

by CMBADVOCATE May 8, 2018