floopsie

When you cum after the first thrust

Chick: Oh yeah give it to me!

Dude: (Loud grunt) God fucking dammit!

Chick: (angrily) That's the third time you had a floopsie this week!!

Dude: Well maybe you should stop clinching!

by Lance Hardwood July 21, 2014

Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.

Ffs I'm such a flopsicle

by Cincio April 8, 2017

flopsiclestick

A guy that is a retart and has a floppy dick

Davian is a flopsiclestick

Davian is a retart with a floppy dick

by lockness monster August 16, 2020

Flopsicle

An extra soft, floppy penis.

Freddie: I can't get it up, my longlong has turned into a Flopsicle!

Molly: I don't care! Put that Flopsicle in my Meowmeow!

by gritskiurbandiccy February 10, 2025

flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012