floofer

a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute

"my dog is the floofiest floofer"

by WasabiOS August 12, 2021

Third-floored

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009

floorcest

Sexual activity with those on your residence floor in a college dorm. Often leads to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend living on your floor that you may or may not run into when you want to least (ie. drunk at 3am sick on the way to the bathroom)

Those two love floorcest, these walls are paper thin you know.

by merfoman February 6, 2006

Flooded

when a hot guy (or a guy who thinks he is hot) walks into a room making all the girls panties wet.

1.Im going to take my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.

by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017

flooze

also floozy, floozie; a female prostitute or someone who is very easy, promiscuous, slutty, etc.

That girl looks like a flooze in those short shorts and tight top.

by Silence Dogood May 19, 2005

boob floober

A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.

Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!

by gay loser baby August 19, 2014

vagina flooper

similar to a F.U.P.A (fat upper pussy area), a vagina flooper is an overwhelming amount of fat above a woman's vagina that hangs down over her; like an extreme muffin top

Bob: "Yo look at that lady's fupa! Its so big it's dangling!"
Steve: "Dude that's not a fupa... that's a vagina flooper!"

by redwolf328 August 5, 2011