floobs

Flabby boobs typically seen on obese pre-pubescent youngins and post-pubescent fat people. Floobs are a symptom of overactive hormones, which gives them a tenacious sex drive. Masculine v.: Moobs.

Did you see the floobs on that sixth grader? She must be a tiger in bed.

by Tam and Jess November 18, 2006

floob

An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..

What a floob! He broke the Internet!

by Somnambulizt October 20, 2007

floob

1. noun:
A person who acts silly or does silly things.

(also adjective - floobish)

2. verb:
"Floob around": To muck around.

1. He's wearing his underpants over his pants - what a floob!

2. Stop floobing around and help unpack these bags!

by Jubbers January 19, 2007

Floob

When you and your friend hold down a little boy and release an unexcpected fart in his face.

Dude, lets go floob on Chandler.

Hold him down, I'm about to floob on him.

It was so fun floobing on him.

by Word Masta Tella Sir March 14, 2010

Floob

When two people are walking toward each other in a hallway, stairwell, etc., and the two both attempt to pass one another one the same side. Most often results in an awkward repetitious series of movements where both persons attempt to rectify the situation by quickly choosing the opposite side, only to find that the other person is mirroring their movement. Can sometimes lead to a collision but more commonly a less than enthusiastic utterance of some polite phrase such as "excuse me" or "sorry."

"I just floobed some chick in the alley; it was weird."

by lameroomie December 12, 2008

Floob

Boobs that consist mainly of flab. Boobs made of fat. Fat BOOBS.

Look at the floobs on that woman.
Crikey, that woman sure has some huge floobs.

by sweta April 03, 2008

Floob

A floob is honestly just the evolution of noob. When people don't understand how to use the word "noob" and just use it for someone that killed them, you can actually use floob without any comment in return like "lol do you know wut noob means XD" from some 10 year old on roblox.

Child 1: You FLOOB
Child 2: Do you know what... wait whats a floob
Child 1: Hueh.

by pollo122 December 11, 2018