flochsexual

most valid and hottest mf ever

“flochsexual is so hot.. 🤤😍🙏”

“i know right”

by flochsexual February 19, 2021

Blocksexual

You like to fantasize about fucking dem good blocks.

Or creepers anything that is realated to a cube you get a boner

Yeah have you heard of Timmy he’s blocksexual.
A popular term in the game Minecraft

by Muhnimejeff March 9, 2018

Flosexual

Dumb people who like flowers and are mocking lgbtq

Dan:did u hear about flosexual

stacy:yea its stupid

by Empss April 29, 2021

flucusexual

when someones sexualality fluctuates from prefering guys one week, then prefering girls one week; a fluctuating version of bisexual

girl one, texting her friend: "OMG!!! Halle Berry is such a sexy beast!"

Girl two, responding: "I thought you were stright?"

Girl one: "not really"

Girl Two: "what do you mean"

Girl one: "well...it fluctuates....so what would that make me?"

Girl two: "um.....i guess a.....flucusexual"

by youfuckingsuckballs April 23, 2009

Fucksexual

A person who is attracted to inanimate objects and will hump anything (not anyone) no matter what it is when they get the urge to.

Person 1: Why is Kevin humping the couch?
Person 2: He's Fucksexual.

by TheWhiteBowser July 25, 2016

Floorsexual

One of the fake sexualities 5 year olds make up to feel like a part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Tom: let’s go back to my house!

Rob: ok!

*they go to toms house*

Rob: *moans*

Tom: dude wtf!

Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.

by Quack.Anime February 18, 2021

florasexual

not being directly attracted to plants (dendrophilia), but the presence of plants in the room or in your home arouse you

"she came out as a florasexual"

by cakepop April 20, 2014