fuckheadedness

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.

This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Fuckheadery

Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).

Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.

by locutusofdouche February 3, 2010

Flocked beard

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.

Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"

by Didgit$ June 29, 2016

fuckhead

A person who is a complete moron and/or pisses someone off.

The guy working at McDonald's is a fuckhead.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

fuckhead

1.)One who is a dickhead at every waking moment of his/her life, is therefore upgraded to being a fuckhead.
2.)One who cares so little for something that he should dearly care for.
3.)A boss

The boss just came in and jumped all over me for not writing this report, what a fuckhead.

by Joe <33 July 15, 2005

fuckhead

1. Person who pissed you off.
2. Person who is an idiot.
3. Person who you do not like.
4. Person who does not think before they act.

"that fuckhead just cut me off"
"I can't believe that fuckhead just said that"
"I just can't stand that fuckhead"

by Jimmy Bohemen December 28, 2005

Fast And The Fuckheads

a group of kids (usually ricers) who drive up and down roads looking for a race, but have nothing to back it up with (besides decals and $9.99 Autozone mods.)

Inspired by the movie "The Fast And The Furious"

Who are The Fast And The Fuckheads trying to impress? Everyone knows he pulls 19s in his Civic, at best.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003