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Flock

The act of ejaculating on a 100 dollar bill and slapping it on the face of a homeless person. Performed mainly in the northeastern part of the country but may have spread farther out. Documented in at least 8 states.
That smelly hobo totally got flock’d last night
by hoboinsearchofmoney April 10, 2011
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Flock

The act of flossing your asshole with a sock.
My ass required a good flocking after a long night in Vegas.
by Riverabung July 9, 2014
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Flock

To sexually assault a bird. Mid-flight.
"Having jumped out of an the aircraft without a parachute, James decided that the only way to enjoy his last few minutes of life was to engage in a little flocking."

"His girlfriend enjoyed the occasional flock on a sunday"
by mythicalcreature March 23, 2009
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Flock

a group of any people, places, or objects. It must consist of at least two. There must be a strong bond of trust with in the flock. Can also be used in the place of the f-word.
by deadbirdsflock June 29, 2014
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Flock

The highest order of fleekitude: fleeker than fleek and flecker then fleck. Individuals defined as flock are ridiculously good-looking and often exude a higher-than-average basal body temperature. They are so fleek they are known to spontaneously combust into flames, and for that reason the U.S. Forest Service has deemed them a Grade A wildfire risk. Flock personas can be found picnicking on the grassy knolls beneath the Eiffel Tour or at the local club – LE CLUB, to be specific – surrounded by bottles, models and stacks of dead presidents.
"Did you see Pelosi's new winter-to-summer vest? I heard it was a gift from Drake."
"COT DAMN! That playa is so FLOCK!"
"Yup, yup, yuppppp!"
by goirish1986 June 29, 2016
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Flock

A big group of animals that travel together.
Man: look at that flock of geese.
Man 2: are they flying south?
by Purple roses August 10, 2016
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Flock

It is the "flap" of belly skin which hangs from the belly to the cock. In some instances it can be mistaken for a Gock
Check out that guys flock.
by JRD73 August 2, 2008
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