flooby

Messed up, not functioning correctly. Said of hair, clothes, political situations. Basically synonymous with "there is something amiss with..."

"Did you just wake up? Your hair is all flooby."

"This cd is flooby. Try wiping it with a clean cloth."

by throatie November 24, 2006

Floaty

The act of being extremely steezy, usually takes place while skiing.

I just hucked a dub cork 12 off the money booter, bruh.
Dude, I saw. That was so floaty.

by WeelAfterbangs January 17, 2011

Floaty

Randomly found in light colored drinks, preferably those with ice. Noticed only AFTER you've drank from it already. Followed by bouts of denial over how it got there. Subject to great debate and one of life's greatest mysteries.

<Kev spots a floaty in the pink lemonade he's been sipping>

Kev:(sigh).....fuck.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011

flobbynobbydingdong

Climbing a tree, then subsequently having a wank and eventual orgasm in the tree.

"I had such a good flobbynobbydingdong last night, you should try it some day!"

"Damn! Katniss just did a flobbynobbydingdong mid-Hunger Games!!"

by bobbumder July 18, 2016

FlobbyTobbin

When you don’t have to insert your penis in Girls vagina, and she still squirts numerous times. You just rub your penis on her vagina...

I can’t believe I really got off thAt many times from you FlobbyTobbin it!

by Simmerin is Settlin down July 15, 2019

flooby

flooby booby; floppy breasts

your mom's tits

by emcee shiznit May 13, 2004

Flobby

When you leave your fries at Five Guys sitting too long, and they become un-edible.

I left my delicious FIVE GUYS fries sitting too long like a biznitch, and now they are cold and flobby.

by churchburr November 7, 2010