flapdick

1. A lazy, useless, or worthless person.
2. Someone who refuses to use their potential.
3. A general insult typically used against friends.

"Ben just sits around playing video games all day. That flapdick hasn't had a real job in 2 years."

"He's such a flapdick, he won't even grab a beer with us because he doesn't feel like putting on his shoes."

"David is taking a nap at 8:00 in the evening, what a flapdick!"

by Reusch April 14, 2008

flip dick

when your having sex and your significant other's dick flips which result in pain or rapid cum

i gave head and he head a flip dick

by boobman123 May 12, 2016

flip dick

To rage, to flip out, to lose the plot.

Did Jemzer flip dick when he found out that his girlfriend had herpes?

by boggah June 13, 2016

Flapdickle

When you want to say something discriminatory but your in public. Say Flapdickle

John: Yo wassup Jake
Jake: yo wassup my ni-
John: Don't say it, Jerome is right there
Jake: Okay, yo wassup my Flapdickle!

by Spectal Warden October 5, 2019

Flip Dick

It's like saying your a dick, but a dick that has bad mood swings.

Bob: I love you
Jen: I love you too babe
*One day later*
Bob: I fucking hate you, you're always breathing
Jen: wow bob.. you're such a Flip Dick

by Jezzieca February 27, 2013

cupcake flipdickdergun

one cupcakes in there hand and releases it in another face creating intense pain of the nostril.

screaming cupcake flipdickdergun and farting in your hand and cupcaking to the other persons face

by cupcake fighter November 6, 2010

Flopdick

-someone who hurts so absolutely bad that you can't even stand to look at them without wanting to jab them in the eyes with the clue knife repeatedly

ernest: guys stop shooting cats with bottle rockets, that's disrespectful!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: quit being such a flopdick

Alex Trebek: ooooh Faced!

by Mr. Deez April 13, 2005