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Meaning "to masturbate", it is derived from the following joke.
An owner of a bakery was an avid cake-baker , but her three children never failed to steal and eat the cake before it could be used for its intended purpose (To be sold. Duh). The woman decided to find out who was eating these cakes. She included a few tablespoons of metal BBs (the kind that go in Airsoft guns) into the cake batter.
Later that day, the baker was approached by her (very freaked) daughter. "Mom, mom, I went to the bathroom and I pissed out BBs!"
And so the mother beat her daughter.
A few hours later, her second daughter ran up to her and repeated the exact same thing as the first daughter.
And so the mother beat her daughter.
After dinner, her son ran up to her and said, "Mom, mom, I was down in the basement jacking off, and I shot the cat!"
An owner of a bakery was an avid cake-baker , but her three children never failed to steal and eat the cake before it could be used for its intended purpose (To be sold. Duh). The woman decided to find out who was eating these cakes. She included a few tablespoons of metal BBs (the kind that go in Airsoft guns) into the cake batter.
Later that day, the baker was approached by her (very freaked) daughter. "Mom, mom, I went to the bathroom and I pissed out BBs!"
And so the mother beat her daughter.
A few hours later, her second daughter ran up to her and repeated the exact same thing as the first daughter.
And so the mother beat her daughter.
After dinner, her son ran up to her and said, "Mom, mom, I was down in the basement jacking off, and I shot the cat!"
by Dragonfiregamer January 7, 2010
Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.
Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*
by DankKoosher420 May 17, 2016
I'm gonna go shoot a cat
by They're watching us September 15, 2019