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flickergooning

The term ‘flickergooning’ means to goon after a 7 day edge streak. The term ‘flicker’ is added to gooning because after edging for 7 days and eventually coming, your eyes flicker due to the amount of pleasure given. This term came from a Tik Tok post on May 22nd, 2024 from @bestsparring
“I can Goon for 8 hours straight”

An alpha says.

“I can flickergoon for 7 seconds”

A super alpha responds.

Or

“Flickergooning has helped me build my edge streak over the decades”

A wise man said.
by SwampDonkey_1013 May 27, 2024
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Flickergooning

A sexual and ritualistic tradition past down by smurfs where the user masturbates as fast as possible while flicking their dick. Upon ejaculation the cum will shoot out like a catapult and after this is completed 6 times the user must back up 600 yards and cum once more while flicking your dick as hard as possible to fire that cum for miles.
"My ex cheated on me so I started flickergooning in her home's direction to teach her a lesson"
by The Big Gooner June 5, 2024
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flickergoon

Edging for 7 days an 7 nights then early morning you cum so hard your eyes flicker
Watched my dad flickergoon as a kid, now that’s all I think about
by Sicccminded May 22, 2024
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Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
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flickergoon

by BigDaddyDicc December 16, 2024
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Falkland Island Flickergooning

When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.
Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.
by BLVCKKYE December 5, 2024
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flickergoon

when you goon as fast as humanly possible before your internal organs shut down completely
yo bro did you see tyler’s new flickergoon record? 7 whole seconds!”
by grooblinka May 26, 2024
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