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flexting

Striking a body builder-like pose while sending a text message. Quite common on the beaches of California but also observed at North Avenue Beach in Chicago.
After a workout at Muscle Beach, Win, ripped and glistening with sweat, was flexting some girl he met at the club last night.
by win williams March 26, 2009
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flexting

The act of flirting through text. It also can be described as a man impressing his lady friend by metaphorically flexing his biceps and quads through text.
1. "I met Jane last night and once I got home I couldn't but to start flexting."
2. "... Jane was then wooed by John's strategic flext."
by gjakej January 29, 2015
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Flexting

Flirting through texting. That stage when you're not really sure if you're interested, but flirt hard-core through texting. You know what we're talking about.
I started flexting this girl, but she was dropping too many LOL's so I stopped.
by AZG823 November 17, 2009
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flexting

Flirting + texting. the act of text messaging someone to get attention from a person you are interested in. No matter if the person you are texting has a gf/bf.

In a sentance:
Boyfriend: Jenny keeps texting me at random times in the day. You know, just stupid stuff. But, that doesn't mean she wants me!
Girlfriend: It's called FLEXTING, and it's STILL FLIRTING!!!
flexting in action:

Nancy: What are you up to?
Bob: nothing
Nancy: i miss you
Bob: yeah, we should hang out sometime
Nancy: like soon!
Bob: I know, i'm prettty busy these days with work and my girlfriend
nancy: :(
by J Zam June 18, 2009
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festuring vaginal blood fart

The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself.

The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.
by Beavis_H_Christ April 6, 2004
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flettering

to fill in the space of a closed alphabet letter (Aa, Bb, Dd, e, g, Oo, Pp, Qq, R) with a pencil or pen
I was so bored in English I started flettering in the textbook
by DurkNation November 17, 2009
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