The Flashbang

When you're about to cum, aim for her eyes to blind your opponent then smack her in the back of the head and scream "Counter-Terrorists win!"

Example of "The Flashbang"
guy: pulls out and aims for her eyes
girl: "omg im blinded!"
guy: smacks her in the back of the head
guy: "counter-terrorists win!!!"

by AlexKK April 28, 2014

german flashbang

When you fill a bottle of cum and make it explode on impact. It then explodes and cum goes everywhere, including people's eyes...

German soldier: German Flashbang out.
Russian soldier: it's in my

eyes

by Scout 411 June 14, 2017

Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum

Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”

by Pdm21 January 24, 2021

fleshling

Definition of a "non mechanized sentient life form".

as stated by the Transformer Jetfire in the movie "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" (2009)

Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed!

by milgun January 5, 2011

fleshback

An engaging memory or series of memories of a particularly awesome sexual encounter which suddenly flood into a person's mind at a later date.Such memories can be of a sexual OR sensual nature or more usually both but always relate to memories of extreme pleasure rather than simply sex.Usually these fleshbacks will occur in the company of that same partner from the original sexual encounter due to the "trigger" effect of a subtle smile or glance or( if on the phone at the time ) a spoken word or even something as innocent as a pause in conversation where both people fall victim to the inherent sexual tension of the moment.A shorter definition would be "flash backs of the flesh".

"Oh babe...everytime you look at me that way I have fleshbacks to last year"

by WildWithWords April 28, 2005

verbal flashbang

A word, sentence, or phrase that takes the reader off guard. Can be silly, threatening, or confusing.

An example of a verbal flashbang:

"You are uninvited to my birthday party."

by TotallyNotASoviet September 1, 2020

American Flashbang

Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.

I will American Flashbang you tonight.

by generic003 August 6, 2022