An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.
It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.
If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.
It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.
If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.
by lockboy March 31, 2008
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