Felchers milkshake

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

Flecktarn

German five dot camouflage, developed for use in the temporate woodland of western europe, with new infra red disruptive dye is now far superior to British DPM and Danish M83 in this terrain. Rivaled only by new breeds of Digital camouflage being developed by the Canadian Military and elite US marines Units.

Where is he? i havnt got a f**cking clue mate, he's wearing a flecktarn BDU

by Major genesis August 31, 2005

felch brewing

To store semen sucked out of an anus in a recepticle for drinking at a later date

"darling I did not swallow or pass it to your mouth as i prefer it the next day, after it has begun to mature. The felch brewing process ands some real zing to your man milk"

Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal

by fantastic spastic March 27, 2010

Flecktarn

Flecktarn camouflage was developed from a late WWII version of German oakleaf called Dot M-44. This pattern was developed with the use of roller printing processes and eliminated the need for the previously used spring and autumn patterns of oak leaf.

The camouflage pattern used by the German military after WWII is called Flecktarn.

by MrDark December 7, 2006

Fleckney

A creature of myth and legend. Usually depicted as a living tree. Has a deep voice with a resounding boom and no sense of humour. Feasts on young children, especially babies.

Shit, a Fleckney has eaten my baby.

by Vinoto April 7, 2010

Felching the clown

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

by Selevan May 3, 2013

felchocracy

The state of affairs in a bureaucracy where the brown nosers are the ones who progress to the ranks of management.

It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.

by RegrettingLifesDecisions December 27, 2010