flexanism

a plural form of flexible

jake: dudee you’re so flexible
kate: hahahaha i have flexanism

by Jakeuh May 9, 2020

flenis

similar to the word jawn, except used to get a reaction from people who aren't familiar with the term. u get em, and sometimes they are valuable, and sometimes they're not.

me: aww man instead of my paycheck I got a coupon for five free flenises.

him: what... what is that?

me (yelling across the lawn): yo edmond, remember to bring the flenises!!!
him (yellnig back): what.. what the hell are you talking about?

by mtfb April 28, 2010

Fleenis

Short for 'flea penis'. It is mostly used when referring to Francoeur, a giant 7ft. flea from the movie 'A Monster in Paris'. A fleenis is typically 10 inches long.

Vanya: I thirst for that fleenis my bru.

by Prussian Coke December 30, 2017

Fleaning

derived from the verb: to flean

When a lesbian masturbates while watching a cat-mouse (AKA a cocker spaniel) get raped by a chiuaua.

Ew gross, she hurt her wrist fleaning...

by digglewiggle October 29, 2011

flenis

The male genitalia, given wings... a flying penis

She says it's supposed to be an airplane, but we think it looks lke a penis with wings; aka Flenis...

by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006

Flenis

1. The male member on a female
2. The rocket in her pocket.

Dawwwg, stay away, she gotsa flenis

by Jay December 2, 2003

Fleaism

A modern American philosophy founded by Joe Mason of Columbus. Practitioners of this philosophy live by the tenets of being unrelenting and burdensome to those who think they can endure hardships; almost as if they were a flea crawling on someones back. The clear antithesis to stoicism.

Joe, a practicer of fleaism, never got off the back of Jimmy. Bothering him to madness as Jimmy failed at being a stoic.

by TheZippo November 16, 2023