Flottistic

Unable to handle simple tasks, regularly losing your mind over small things, making strange noises randomly, and just being a jackass.

"Dude, I think you may be flottistic" Person 1
"You think I got the Flott!?" Person 2

by TheMajekalBum May 11, 2010

Fartistic

One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.

Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."

by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010

flaptastic

As good as if not better than sex

"Have u tasted baileys ice cream? Its absolutely flaptastic"

by MsAcV October 12, 2007

FLABISTICATED

TO BE FLUSTERED, TO HAVE A CRUSH YET BE CONFUSED ON IT. TO LIKE SOMEONE THAT MAKES YOU VERY HAPPY. SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING TO FEEL

IM TOTALLY FLABISTICATED OVER THIS CHICK

by MR. PUMA July 7, 2011

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Flaptastic

Used to describe a free flap that looks fantastic and has no cause for concern. Every clinical finding is encouraging (ie capillary refill- normal, interval venous signal- sounds AWESOME, hematoma?- NOPE)

Dr.Said, our DIEP patient is flaptastic, she is ready to go home!

by K8AI May 11, 2018

flantastic

When something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of Flan. Which is solid but flexible, making it something to depend on.

Dude: Dude, this essay is totally...totally...I can't think of a word!!!!!!!

Me: Flantastic.

Dude: Flantastic???

Me: Yes.

Dude: What!?!?! That doesn't make sense!

Me: It does if you have a 12th level intellect. Do you?

Dude: ...no, I don't know what that is.

Me: Then you don't have it, so shut up.

by Staff Sergeant Hicks November 11, 2007