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nocturnal flatulence

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.
My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.
by Satbandit April 30, 2010
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Flatulence hoe

a hood rat who farts during the act
Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!
by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009
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gasasstic flatulence

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”
by joseph blough March 25, 2022
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Flatulence

A very intelligent way of describing something very immature
The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest.
by nilethe146 August 9, 2015
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punctuation flatulence

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.
My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?
"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."
by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012
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phantom flatulence

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).
Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!
by jWizzle & jShizzle October 23, 2005
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