rascal flatts

the best country band ever.

not to mention the boys are hot too!

"Hey I love Rascal Flatts!"

"Yeah they are a pretty hot band!"

by BabyApe September 4, 2006

Rascal Flatts

One of todays best country music bands, which has true talent, and excellent lyrics.. Most of their songs are about love. The Bands members are: Gary LeVox, Jon Don Rooney, and Jay Demarcus. A native of Columbus, Ohio, DeMarcus moved to Nashville in 1992 to find work as a musician. In 1997, he convinced his second cousin LeVox, also of Columbus, to come to Nashville to pursue a career as a singer. DeMarcus met Joe Don Rooney, a native of Picher, Okla., when they both got jobs in Chely Wright's band. Meanwhile, DeMarcus and LeVox were gigging in a Nashville bar with a part-time guitarist. When their guitarist couldn't make it to a show one weekend, DeMarcus invited Rooney to sit in. Happy with the resulting sound, they recorded some demos and signed with a Disney imprint, Lyric Street. Recenty the band have been found at Vanderbilt Children's hospital with the terminally ill patients. At their Nashville concert, they presented the CEO's of Vanderbilt Children's Hospital with $250,000. They also surprised the CEO's with the proceeds from the concert, totaling in $600,000. This is the biggest donation the hospital has ever seen.

Rascal Flatts have quite a few major hits including: Love You Out Loud, Melt, Mayberry, These Days, Bless The Broken Road, and Fast Cars And Freedom.

by Leah Wood July 24, 2008

Rascal Flatts

Replace for any common used swear word, only in oh **** situations. Note: Not to be confused for decent girly country band

Oh Rascal Flatts, I just stepped in dog shit.

by BMWkindaguy January 13, 2009

Rascal Flatts

The greatest country band. They are known for their great songs, genuinly sweet hearts, and good looks. They have great music. Songs include Life is a Highway, Skin, Here Comes Goodbye, and a colab with JBiebs That Should Be Me feat. Rascal Flatts.

girl1: Did you hear that one Rascal Flatts song, uh, Life is a Highway?
girl2: no, they suck monkey shit

by jacobishott October 2, 2011

flatusidal tendencies

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Field of flatus

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.

Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!

by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

Flatterfotze

A german word do describe a very loose vagina.

Alter, gestern Abend die hatte eine richtig krasse Flatterfotze

by Catch2425 June 12, 2019