Flatmare

A handy typo that can be used to indicate the true hell that is the other people you may voluntarily or otherwise be forced into sharing accommodation with.

Dave - I'm having a right flatmare at the moment
Phil - Yeah i know, i saw him licking your cheese

by TSLewis July 13, 2011

fratmate

a fraternity brother or sister

Melissa is my fratmate in college.

by Mr. Pogi November 6, 2013

flatuates

When methane gas is released from your ass.

"My friend Justin flatuates on a regular bases, and since he's a firecrotch, ignites everything."

by aliencj June 30, 2006

flatuate

When you release a toot toot into the potty or wherever you are located. Preferably into the potty...

Jacob Fartpants sure has to flatuate a lot!

by Cincodemayobetch December 28, 2007

Fatmate

Nick name of a fat house or flat mate.

I live with my brother and a fatmate

by Jazz Cola February 17, 2009

flatmaze

1. A labyrinth or a complicated maze, supposedly unsolveable. Can be applied to anything that looks overly complex or intricate in detail.

2. Any method that involves searching for, buying or finding cigarette-shaped candy. (archaic)

1. "Dude, you should have seen her bush, it was like flatmaze down there for real."

2. "We're all out of those candy cigarettes man, I'm gonna have to flatmaze it to the store and get some." "Bring back some Mountain Dew too."

by No Carl No October 28, 2005

flatmateship

(n)the state of being in a flatmate type relationship with another.

We need to talk about our current flatmateship,.... you need to flush the toilet, Karen!

by TheArtfulDandger June 5, 2019