fasturbation

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom

Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!

by vivezplus April 29, 2007

frasturbation

When you facebook-rape yourself. or the facebook rape, aka frape of oneself. ya.

i just did a massive shit and love cock lol lmao lolza tee hee lolz don't worry it's just frasturbation mama"

by povodka November 25, 2011

Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

flashterbation

!. the gratuitous use of flash in a website.(excludes sites where it makes sense like new grounds)

the adds on virtual-hideout.net
use flashblock!

by Josh B May 8, 2005

fashturbation

The act of looking at clothes you will not/do not have the means to buy. Similar to masturbating to porn--you want it, but it's not going to happen anytime soon.

By looking at expensive shoes right now, I am engaging in fashturbation.

by sara7927 January 21, 2011

Flapsturbation

The act of masturbating a penis that never gets hard.

I jerked my ween for like, 2 hours last night, but in the end it was just flapsturbation, as it never got hard.

by Steven Spoilerg February 3, 2015

fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009