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Flash flood

n.

An unplanned, usually unjustifiably long session of watching several videos on any Flash video site that recommends more videos, usually resulting in some variant of YouTuberculosis; analogous to an addictive video link surfing episode.
"I was just going to watch that one video, but then these other two videos looked funny, and before I knew it I was drowning in a Flash flood... and that's why I need an extension on the paper."
by usman noyo December 29, 2007
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Arkansas flash flood

When one consumes an abundance of cat fish and Bush Lites at the bonfire and stops at the SQRL gas station to shit and his Girl blows him as he uses the Bidet and gets shit sprayed on her chin.
That bitch was so drunk she couldn't wait to blow me. Unfortunately the Bidet wasn't finished and she got the old Arkansas flash flood
by Johny Headbandz February 27, 2023
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Gypsy in a Flash Flood

One who dresses mismatched, unflattering, or just plain goofy therefore everyone knows this person is trying to make his or her own style but failing miserably at it.

Someone who looks like they got dressed in the dark ran out of the house in whatever they through on without looking into a mirror before stepping into the world.
My god, did you look at Betty this morning? She looks like a Gypsy in a Flash Flood!
by J. Bilewicz March 30, 2007
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flashblonde

A flashback of a blonde moment you or someone else had.

Usually the person flashblonding is thinking about it and involuntarily smiling, which to everyone else is odd because it seems the person is smiling for no apparent reason.
Delia: During the Great Depression, there were many homos.
Sophie: Do you mean hobos?
D: Oh! HAHA, yeah!
...and hour later...
~Sophie is thinking back to this convo. and laughs randomly~
D: You're having a flashblonde, aren't you?
S: haha, yep, you caught me.
by kitimastr October 2, 2009
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Flashfoot

A loser who wears shoes that are flashy, such as light up sketchers, when they are too old for them
George is such a Flashfoot
by .alpacus. September 7, 2016
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Flash Flood

Sneak up on a person and jizz on their face and yell "FLASH FLOOD!!"
Mike snuck up on Suzan and yelled "FLASH FLOOD!!"
by Filthy Fetus Face October 7, 2008
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Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit
Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.
by Dasoderp December 15, 2016
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