Flashbanged 

Getting flashed with a powerful flashlight

OR

Getting shocked from content (content is usually given in a fast amount of time.) This originated from the first definition. Its the feeling you get when being flashbanged (FROM definition a.)

*Person A shining a flashlight in Person B's eyes*
Person B: OW! don't flashbang me!

OR

Person A: I'm going to infodump about the omegaverse so prepare to get flashbanged
Person B: oh god

Flashbanged by goofy bat February 13, 2025

flashbanged myself 

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.

I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.

flashbanged myself by DAMU21 April 26, 2011

Flashbanged myself 

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

Flashbanged myself by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

russian flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously

She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.

russian flashbang by Tactical Russian October 22, 2013

mental flashbang 

Something so unexpected or outlandish that you shut down for a second. Usually without clarification from the speaker.

Bill: "I was eating these really good chips that I found at Dan's house but I didn't know the name. turns out I was actually eating his cat's shit"
Hank: "..."
Bill: "...so I was at the arcade the other day..."
Hank: "What the fuck dude? you're just gonna drop a mental flashbang like that?"

mental flashbang by dpgf April 15, 2021

Flashbang 

When you cum in a girls eyes and slap her in the face while screaming

Yo dan I flashbanged your nan last night

Flashbang by Master jacker July 31, 2020

The Flashbang 

When you're about to cum, aim for her eyes to blind your opponent then smack her in the back of the head and scream "Counter-Terrorists win!"

Example of "The Flashbang"
guy: pulls out and aims for her eyes
girl: "omg im blinded!"
guy: smacks her in the back of the head
guy: "counter-terrorists win!!!"

The Flashbang by AlexKK April 28, 2014