Flart

A fart that causes one to fly through the air.

Susie ate beans for breakfast and flarted to school.

by krinokin February 09, 2012

Flart

Compound word for floral and fart. Gay guys flart due to ass douching with floral scented douche. The combination of farting flowers. Floral scented residue lingers in the anal cavity from the scented liquid in the douche bottle therefore producing flarts.

"You can't tell me my shit don't smell like roses, because I flart floral farts."

by Mz. Foxie June 17, 2016

Flart

When you are trying to flirt with the hottest chick/guy around and suddenly you let a huge fart, thus screwing your chances of having a fun night.

Dude, I almost had her till i let a huge flart.

by HybridShadow June 12, 2009

Flart

You are flirting very well and then accidentally fart. Oh no!

I was talking to Gordon after class, we were really having a nice flirt session, and then I farted!

I guess I let out a real flart

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Flart

A floating fart

"Damn it, that weird guy just walked by and flartted. Smells like he shit his pants."

by Snarky48 June 18, 2013

Flart

noun
1. a flatus expelled through the anus simultaneously accompanying a laugh.
2. a flatus expelled through the anus as a result of a laugh.

verb
3. emit wind from the anus and laugh at the same time.

e.g. My pregnant wife flarted in her sleep last night; it must have been a hilariously funny dream.

by ijustatemaccas March 12, 2015

flarted

The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.

Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!

by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 14, 2014