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Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.
Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?
by Puedro September 29, 2014
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Flarking

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy while she shits on the tip of your penis. She or he will then shove the shit into your urethra using their tongue.
I cannot wait to go flarking after school!
by Flark maxxer March 28, 2024
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Flark

flark you scum-bag
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022
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Flark

A word that sounds like it definition. Coined by Dan Avidan of Game Grumps.
Person 1: That’s obnoxious.

Person 2: The word obnoxious is also obnoxious.

Person 1: Yo, that’s a flark!
by Boisterous Bob April 3, 2024
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flarke

relationship that not many ship but is canon unlike bellarke and clexa.
(clarke is a bitch and finns a dickhead so y'know i fucking ship the hell out of this)
flarke is a pair of sucky skets.
by warriorxblake June 2, 2017
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Flarking

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping
Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.
by MattyBrady May 9, 2025
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flarking

flarking, jorking your peanits but in a farkle from girl meets world way.
oh my god im flarking it
by tyfawn July 17, 2025
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