Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

by Puedro September 29, 2014

Flarking

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy while she shits on the tip of your penis. She or he will then shove the shit into your urethra using their tongue.

I cannot wait to go flarking after school!

by Flark maxxer March 28, 2024

Flark

A word that sounds like it definition. Coined by Dan Avidan of Game Grumps.

Person 1: That’s obnoxious.

Person 2: The word obnoxious is also obnoxious.

Person 1: Yo, that’s a flark!

by Boisterous Bob April 3, 2024

Flark

a uncensored version of the word fuck

flark you scum-bag

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

flarke

relationship that not many ship but is canon unlike bellarke and clexa.
(clarke is a bitch and finns a dickhead so y'know i fucking ship the hell out of this)

flarke is a pair of sucky skets.

by warriorxblake June 2, 2017

flarking

flarking, jorking your peanits but in a farkle from girl meets world way.

oh my god im flarking it

by tyfawn July 17, 2025

Flarking

Flarking: When someone fakes sleeping and farts because their body wouldn’t do that in a sedative state. Flarking .. Farting while fake sleeping

Dude I know you’re not flarking over there,

I can tell your awake.

by MattyBrady May 9, 2025