flarf

A gerbil's natural habitat. Flarfs are commonly created by multiple leftover natches in David Hasslehoff's fridge.

Shane likes to smear flarf over his chest and head over for his job interview.

by Tsang February 29, 2004

flarf

a person you do not like or someone who always ruins the fun

man that guy jason is a real FLARF

by judok September 19, 2020

Flarf

an outfit consisting of a scarf and a flannel button-down shirt. goes well with jeans or light brown khakis

Dude #1: A flannel shirt with a scarf? call it Flarf!
Dude#2: sounds catchy!

by dragonfire2280 May 23, 2017

Flarf

A tiny clod of dust and lint that either collects in the deep corner pocket of jeans or the bellybutton.

1. I found flarf in my bellybutton while changing my shirt. 2. There was flarf in my jean's pocket that the dryer vent did not collect.

by anonymous December 23, 2021

Flarf

To smoke weed through the urethra or ass

Yo man wanna come over and flarf with me?

by Landon De Loume September 9, 2025

Flarf McClarfl

The 17th United States president.

Flarf McClarfl was the 17th president.

by Flarf McClarfl’s Dad November 26, 2020

Flarf

A small, squeaky fart that sounds muffled or suppressed

My sister farted into the chair, it was most definitely a flarf.

by Jungusboi December 7, 2024