nigger flappin

the action of slurring your words with big old monkey lips to muffle the sound, causing it impossible to understand it

Man boy i cant understand what the fuck you're saying because nigger flapping like crazy.

by Superior One May 7, 2010

Sack Flapping

The sound your ballsack makes when pounding a tight slizz from behind; a good sack flap goes to a beat and makes a soft thumping noise... & can lead to minor bruising and irritation of the stomach region of the partner whos tight slizz or smelly balloon knot is being ravaged

Kelly: "Whats that on your stomach?"
Sara: "I had a good Sack flapping last night"
Kelly: "Oh i got sack flapped last wednesday; and his beanbag bruised the hell out of my tummy "

by Capel & Droughton November 19, 2011

fappitarianism

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

Floppity Jillion

A vast uncountable amount of something.

''I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you.''

'Robin Scherbatsky' talking to 'Ted Mosby' in 'How I Met Your Mother' TV Show Season 1 Episode 17

by John Legen-dary October 28, 2011

flapping

shaking one's willy in an eccentric and exciting manner. often resulting in hilarious and wet consequences. can be used as a form of foreplay or to attract other people to engage in the mating process, much like a peacock displays her feathers to attract a mate. a male human will often display his willy in an appealing way to gain sexual prowess.

i am going to use my extreme flapping capabilities to attract a mate at the club tonight.

by sfccurtyla November 11, 2013

flippity floppity floop

Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."

Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.

by Jason July 13, 2004

big flapping vagina

A man who is exceedingly cowardly; a person having no backbone or fortitude. Superlative of pussy.

I can't believe that J.D. Drew says he's hurt and can't play AGAIN! What a big flapping vagina.

by bws55 September 3, 2007