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Flapjack

When you Fap and Jack off so hard that you make yourself a nice Flapjack.
Damn you mustve had a flapjack, you look exhausted
by pollo122 December 11, 2018
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Flapjack

When a man takes his penis out of his pants before he reaches the urinal.
"I made a flapjack yesterday"
by treesarepurple October 11, 2006
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Flapjack

The act of getting your penis jacked buy the up and down flapping motion of a female's booty, hence the name. The flapping motion is similar to the booty bounce performed in hip-hop music videos.
I really want that girl to flapjack my penis!
by hammering hank January 29, 2010
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Flapjacker

Someone who when playing a dice game, does not role the dice all the way, and just smacks the dice down in the palm of his or her hand. Thus ruining the game. After one flapjacks it is socially unacceptable to ask for a do over.

synonym:

pancake
"Yo mother fucker you flapjack more then an international house of pancakes."

"*dice roll* "Oh shit I flapjacked can I do over?"
by Lime Beard November 19, 2009
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Flapjack

To flop onto your bed, belly down, while being naked
"Dude you've never Flapjacked after a long day?
by Chungarock January 3, 2011
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Flapjack

A vagina that is no longer tight, like it should be. Instead, it is loose and saggy. Quite funny to see, but not to use.
She had a flapjack after fucking a negro for so long.
by paintballisgay October 5, 2006
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Flapjack

Killing bitch ass people without them knowing what the DL is.
We are going to Flapjack Andy's girlfriend.
by MBTJESSRW October 8, 2009
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