flathead

A term used to describe someone with few or no brains or common sense, resulting from repeated beating of one's head against the wall. An antiquated term from mid-20th century.

Little Joey runs out into the street.. in front of a careening ice-cream truck. Dad yells, "Joey! You flathead! Get out of the street!!"

by BlackKat65 June 23, 2010

Than Franthisco

What a nelly queen with a lisp calls the City by the Bay.

"Than Franthisco is oh sooooo homothexual honey."

by T Wade September 6, 2005

Flathy

used to discribe someone who is vulgar and extremly angry.

Wow, he's being a real Flathy today.

Kid 1 "He said he banged my mom"
Kid 2 "Ya, he's in a Flathy mood"

by Setzerlp May 23, 2009

Flarther

Something you never, ever want to touch. Inserted only when referring to a black fellow.

Guy 1 "Fucking gross! Look razz, what is it?!"
Guy 2 "That my friend, is a creature like no other. A FLARTHER, if you'd like to be precise"

by Bob Patrucci January 16, 2011

flaunthropist

Someone who donates their time and/or money to a cause or charity for the only reason of getting recognized and gaining personal popularity. A flaunthropist usually uses social media, etc. to "flaunt" their good deed(s). This type of person does not actually care about their cause / charity, but instead cares more about their perceived reputation as a selfless individual in the philanthropist community.

The only reason Becky puts on these charity events is because she's a flaunthropist with too much of her daddy's money and a thirst for partying and being popular on Instagram.

by BALLANDUBS October 10, 2016

Flathered

To become disoriented and flustered

When Sammy is ordering thai food and matt is playing with Zeus and it distracts Sam and her ability to order the food she becomes Flathered

by DillyMyHoles November 9, 2022

Flanch

It's a word.
It's everything.

Flob: "Did you hear that Creably got Flanched?"
Schleem: "Nah that's crazy. I'm Flanched."

by Flanch God May 26, 2023