faguette sandwich

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.

"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"

by sandspit October 9, 2009

flagellant

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.

The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.

by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013

Anal flagger

A person who's a very obnoxious asshole. An anal flagger is someone who has passed the level of douchebag in their behavior and is headed for asshat status.

Steve: "Everyone hates Todd because he's so rude and obnoxious! He acts like such a douchebag!"
Ryan: "Yeah, Todd's a real anal flagger!"

by Caryn Rose January 25, 2009

Faguette

1) A gay French person
2) A gay person who is eating bread

Look bro, that guy is such a faguette.

by Dr. Faggy May 17, 2015

flaggenwagon

A common safe word used during frape (fake rape) sessions with a partner or loved one

She cried “FLAGGENWAGON” and the frapist withdrew his instrument obediently and respectfully

by The unfrapist October 15, 2018

flagues

abbreviation of 'flagrantly', shortened in the same way that 'blates' comes from blatantly.

Sophie: Jimmy Eat World are safe as chafe
James: flagues!

by SH, JW December 24, 2008

Flaglefluff

The cheesy like substance that excreats from a dead clown on a dining tables anus and mouth.

Dude, did you see all that flaglefluff coming outta that nigga?

I know bro, we could make a crap load of a chessy soup. I'm happy as hell now!!!

by mcnarley5 November 18, 2009