flagpoling

Leaving the country solely for the purpose of re-entering so that you can activate a new immigration document.

ROB: I got approved for a new work permit for my specialized burger flipping job at McDonalds. I'm flagpoling tomorrow at the Niagara Falls border crossing.
JOE: What a joke. I'll show you where you can stick your flagpole.

by Werdly Smith November 02, 2011

flagpole

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and defecating. this is done so that the poop will get stuck on the side of the bowl, not falling into the water. if done properly (much harder than it sounds) the poop will remain even after a flush. this is done to people/places you dont like (eg school) usually by teenage boys.

Yeah, he flagpoled in the school toilets

oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!

by Dread Pyrate Bonney April 29, 2005

flagpole

An erection that sticks out really far. Sometimes has observers to it.

I was swimmig under water with goggles and saw this guy with a huge flagpole.

by MarKatWil July 28, 2008

the flagpole

Taking a flagpole and ripping the flag off and shoving it in the females mouth while the male shoves the flagpole in the females dilated vagina while the male also continues to shove his penis in the females anus while singing the national anthem

I really enjoyed the flagpole with G-MA last night

by Nigga Stacey January 03, 2014

flagpole

A massive shit that sticks out of the water with toilet paper stuck to the top. Bonus, If it's dense enough it will wave like a flag as you try to flush it.

I left a flagpole in there if you want to see if you can get it to flush.

by AintDatABitch September 03, 2023

flagpoling

having anal intercourse with a female looking like you are hanging her from your "flagpole"

Me: So how did it go with that girl you hooked up with man?
Peifer: Dude i was totally flagpoling her man
Me: well you might as well be gay right, i mean an asshole is an asshole right?

by Matt aka Stuffin McMuffin May 31, 2007

Flagpole Wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is hoisted up to the top of a flagpole by their underwear. This is the best form of wedgie if you want the victim to suffer the longest, and if done in the summer, can last for days.

I gave this nerd called Jake a flagpole wedgie during summer vacation. I stripped him to his briefs and strung him up on the flagpole, giving him water and canned beans three times a day. I managed to keep this nerd up there for six days, and by the time a construction worker got him down, he was a mess (his underwear was his bathroom) and he couldn't walk cause of the pain in his butt. I still wedgie Jake to this day.

by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014