feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

flagellant

Someone who flagellates her or himself. In particular, a religious ascetic/masochist who attempts to attain a sublime state or to purge disease or sin through whipping or beating her or himself with ropes, chains and/or flails.

In the Warhammer fantasy battle game, flagellants are a type of special unit available to human armies who wield chains/flails, wear no armour and are immune to psychological effects such as fear.

"Oh no! It's flagellants, whipping themselves into a frenzy as usual"
(Warhammer: Dark Omen)

by Andy April 28, 2004

flagella

Hairy thing that makes cells move.

Flagella Shmalella.

by Cheesy Sam October 8, 2003

flagellate

to be attacked with a whip by an irate dwarf wearing leather.

Addict: flagellate me!
gimpgirl: GRRRRRR!!!

by TM May 13, 2004

Flagella

The tail on many bacteria that helps it move

The scientist observed on the protozoa that it had an abnormal flagella on it.

by Flagellah May 29, 2013

Flying Flagella

A phrase you proclaim when you are excited and/or upset about a certain thing. Flagella is a bacterial, slender threadlike structure, like a spermatozoa. Replacement phrase for fuck.

Dude 1: Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant.

Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA
I THOUGHT I WAS GAY
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Dude 1: Dude, I'm pregnant.
Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA DUDE

by KatAttack716 February 20, 2017

flagellation

Similar to S&M but only likeing the whiping or being whipped sexualy

Some goths are into flagellation, like me.

by ##likes_both_genders## July 28, 2008