Flabbergoosted

Somebody who is really goosted out of their flabbers

Charlie: oh my god, you flabbergoosted me so much.
Nick: I’m bi actually

by Darcy0llson February 24, 2025

Flabberghosted

When your Tinder date realized you're fatter in person, and they disappeared and you never heard from them again.

Dang, I thought the date went well, but she excused herself to the restroom and flabberghosted me.

by DeanoDeluxe September 5, 2018

flabargoosedongoose

when a duck and goose reproduce and you get a flabargoosedongoose.

Wow look at that flabargoosedongoose its very bussin.

by i_made_flabargoosedongoose October 19, 2021

Flabberghosted

flab· ber· ghost· ed | \ ˈfla-bər-go-stəd
adjective

1. when some disappears on you and you just can't believe it

We had a great first date and then she disappeared. I was flabberghosted!

by WrackOnTour Rich May 3, 2022

flabbergoated

When you’re absolutely flabbergasted, but can’t get goats off of your mind

“No! I had no clue she was my sister, I’m absolutely flabbergoated…. I mean flabbergasted” *thinks about mountain goats*

by TaylorSwiftISGay November 26, 2022

Flabbergassed

Extremely shocked

Mary was flabbergassed when max dropped his towel.

by Janette10010 November 28, 2022

flabberhouse

When a house is flabbergasted

My house was so flabberhoused when I burned it down

by Leiru January 10, 2024