Go Fix Yourself

Doing the messy and sometimes hard work on your emotional and physical health as a new strategy for taking care of yourself.

If you are stressed out and feel like you need a minute from all of the crazy in the world, take a step back, put your big girl pants on, and GO FIX YOURSELF.

by The Drew Barrymore Show November 2, 2020

fix your wagon

Another way to say "bust you up" or "kick your ass."

Little Timmy: "Hello sir, would you like some lemonade? It's only 50 cents."
Mr. Sanchez: "50 cents? You kidding me? How about 25?"
Little Timmy: "Sorry sir, no can do."
Mr. Sanchez: "Listen you little punk. You give me that there lemonade for this here quarter or you're in for a whoopin', y'hear?"
Little Timmy: "But..."
Mr. Sanchez: (kicks kid's wagon) "Listen you little shit! Give me that fucking lemonade NOW!"
Little Timmy: "You broke my wagon!"
Mr. Sanchez: "Oh I'll fix your wagon all right."
Little Timmy: "Awwwww shit nigga you done fucked up my whip, now you goin' down boy!"
Mr. Sanchez: "What the..."
(kid breaks out brass knuckles and fixes Mr. Sanchez's wagon)

by Nick D September 27, 2005

fix your sink

Have sex with. ie "fix" the reproductive organ

Dammit Schneider! I asked you to fix that damn sink three days ago!

Oh I'll fix your sink Ms. Romano, and by fix your sink I mean I'll have sex with you and by have sex with you I mean I'll fix your sink... and by sink I mean your reproductive organ and by reproductive organ I mean the thing between your knees, and by the thing between you knees I mean... Well I guess that's pretty self explanatory

by fiddle November 6, 2004

fix your face

a term used to essentially say "go fuck yourself" to a potential adversary.

Idiot or moron: acting aggressive, looking to fight, or being otherwise bothsome

Certified G: bitch, fix your face. COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKA

by gangster8 January 6, 2011

fix yourself

an appropriate way to tell someone to fuck themselves. This term is used best in a public setting as an exclamation.

Idiot: doing something annoying, being a jerk, or otherwise off-putting

Certified G: Go fix yourself bro!!!

by Certified Gansterator January 6, 2011

fix your attitude

a fan fiction about kylo ren, a character from the star wars franchise, that includes very mature concepts and have left many sexually disturbed

person one: Have you read fix your attitude on ao3?

person two: no
person one: don’t. it’s really weird

by daddydani March 20, 2020

fix your freezer and put your head in

Another way of saying: chill out, cool down, relax, shut up, chillax, cool it, etc.

Dude, fix your freezer and put your head in.

by addmore February 19, 2011