by sean/book April 20, 2006
Used to describe a really attractive girl. Based of the hockey definition for the region between the goalie's legs, implying that the woman is so hot that you would consider having anal sex (or regular sex) with her if possible.
by Lawrence K. February 24, 2010
by MikeD25 November 30, 2005
A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most
Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!
by taylornevertrustsaplayboy May 28, 2019
A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".
Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.
And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....
Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.
And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....
Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.
by Wandymon September 19, 2007
Vans Authentics - In reference to the number of eyelets running up each side of the shoe. note:<i>never written with a "5" - dont be fucking lazy</i>
"did you see the colab that Syndicate did with Mr. Cartoon?"
"The five-holes?"
"Yeah."
"yeah, they're sick."
"The five-holes?"
"Yeah."
"yeah, they're sick."
by pussyneck January 10, 2008