NOUN
Proper designation for a spouse or a partner who, as soon as you are
out of town, has a habit of conveniently receiving eyebrow-raising visitors in your marital home,
especially during
sleeping hours.
According to a reliable witness account, Defendant received more than 30 late-night visitors to Plaintiff's penthouse when Plaintiff was away or
out of town. "What I once thought was love for this gold-digging, low level, a dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused
flappy fish market...."