Fissusion Bomb

A bomb that explodes and then implodes doing no damage. For intimidation purposes ONLY.

America has just dropped the first fissusion bomb.

by Centerback! February 4, 2020

Ulysses H. Ficus

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.

Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.

by Whale On A Boat March 8, 2011

fuscus

n. a dark-skinned person; a fool, a silly person, an immature teenager
adj. dark, brown

Why didn't you do your homework, you fuscus? Take some responsibility!

by verdad66 June 22, 2009

fescus

A word for feet but in low german

Made by Ava Giesbrecht

Are your fescus cold?

by Fescus March 30, 2021

Fucking Ficus

Fucking Ficus is used to express your anger when you have done something wrong or something bad has happened to you.

Ninja - 'hey, imma kill you'

you - ' Fucking FICUS!'

by nomnomliam March 29, 2011

Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011

ficus

A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.

Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win
again...
Erica : OH...FICUS!

by Christophe H Graham September 15, 2007