by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021
The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"
Blogger17: Long, thoughtful post about something important
obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place
obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place
by fallentomato July 06, 2009
Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."
by ronmex7 April 17, 2009
A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.
by I21-a November 26, 2014
A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.
by Hamshake March 15, 2011
Fucking your first cousin.
by fav January 19, 2007
by A dying goat February 25, 2020