Fuck First

A person who thinks he is more important than an other. Or just better person.

Bad asses, Guidos, etc.

"That fuck first! He just cut us off."

"You suck at everything you do, why do you even try?"

by Edward Jonestown June 19, 2009

first-date-fuck faux pas

also: "FDF"-faux pas

Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.

Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.

Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.

by elle renae June 16, 2010

True fuck at first sight

Exactly what "True love at first sight" is but to a lusty extent. Without all the feelings of love but lust.

Dude, whenever I saw her and looked her in the eyes for the first time... It was like true fuck at first sight.

by chillinbrah July 31, 2011

fuck at first sight

generally undertaken my males, this is were people determine wether someone is fuckable when they first see them

'woah! dude look at her over there'
'damn! shes hot!'

'i know right. definitely fuck at first sight'
'amen to that'

by D0ubl3T96 October 30, 2011

Fuck Up of the First Order

1) Adjective - The ultimate mistake which ends with disastrous consequences, usually involving multiple parties which were not, directly, involved in the incident. Usually, it starts with a minor, low level, bad decision.
2) Noun - A person who commits the "ultimate" mistake.

The introduction of the Africanized Bee in Brazil in 1957 created consequences that spanned across continents and devastated ecosystems. This is prime example of a "fuck up of the first order".

The person who actually released the bees, or setup the conditions where the bees where released, is also nown as a "fuck up of the first order".

by John9999 October 7, 2011

I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.

I told her "I fuck on the first date"

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

What The Fuck Is A Fold: The First Juvenile Release (Folding); The First Juvenile Release《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: What The Fuck Is A Fold: The First Juvenile Release (Folding); The First Juvenile Release《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025