When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.
Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!
by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014
A member of the closed Facebook group "American Mensa Firehouse". Thanks to its policy of no moderation, the discussions tend to be lively and as mentioned in the group's description, sometimes "make you wish you could bleach your brain".
by Mister Andre April 13, 2017
Peeing over the top of one's waistband rather than through the zipper, using the penis like a hose. Usually done at a time of rush leading to a high pressure relief, thus the fire hose.
Nick: Hey man, did you make it to the bathroom in time?
John: Yeah dude but I was wearing these stupid button up jeans so I had to firehose it so I didnt piss myself
John: Yeah dude but I was wearing these stupid button up jeans so I had to firehose it so I didnt piss myself
by mr_t January 01, 2015
When a redhead is giving you head, and your about to cum, you take your dick out of her mouth, cover part of your hole and spray your cum on her hair. Also could be done during intercourse.
Man, me and Julie were having sex last night, and it wasn't anything spiecial, so i pulled out and did the Firehose.
by Patskii August 05, 2007
Dude 1: So I had the sex with that gal last night.
Dude 2: Did you pee in her butt?
Dude 1: Yeah, I gave her the firehose.
Dude 2: Did you pee in her butt?
Dude 1: Yeah, I gave her the firehose.
by TBM1 April 10, 2009
The man annals the woman and after a period of time spits on her back. The woman, thinking that he has ejaculated his manly fluids turns to face the man. The man then ejaculates his manly fluids for REAL and sprays all over her pretty face. She is now either turned on or extremely pissed off.
by Sir Wank Alot September 15, 2009
After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
by Sum_Bum June 14, 2007