Shit Filtered Fart

A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.

Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.

Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.

by Scott Andrew Daly January 24, 2009

Foistered

Donald Trump made up word during the 2019 rally in Tupelo, Mississippi.

First, they engineered the Russia hoax. The single greatest lies ever foistered upon the American people.

by TraderShocker November 7, 2019

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

Fanny Flustered

Experiencing butthurt and distress usually as result of being trolled or ridiculed.

Alejandro got all fanny flustered when his friends made fun of his favorite game, GTA IV.

by Buster Slammin September 13, 2012

five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 7, 2003

Short-fingered Vulgarian

ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.

That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.

by Pink Alpaca December 22, 2016

festered upon

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.

1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.

by J-Fizz August 27, 2005