finals week

The worst week of a college or high school students life. Finals week involves pulling an all nighter to reverse the months of slacking that have killed their grades. Finals week involves a lot of stress and very little sleep, the college or highschool student will be on edge the entire time, thus it is not a good time to screw with them by playing practical jokes or something you might find funny.

guy: Titty twister!!
Phil: (punches guy in the face) its finals week asshole
Guy: oh ok my bad (cowers in a corner)

by beast and the harlot June 9, 2005

finals fuzz

The hair that places itself upon a male's face, during the week up finals. This occurs because one does not have the time nor feel the need to put effort into such a insignificant task, such as shaving, during a time full of stress. Finals fuzz may be accompanied by acne breakouts, body odor, and a general look of dishevelment.

Brofessor X, what's up with the spotty facial hair?!
Ah it's just my finals fuzz, Broda. I don't have time to shave.

by satan_stan June 9, 2011

finals

death by examination

I am so stressed out. I have two finals tommorrow, one Wednesday and two Friday. i wanna die.

by dellcomp321 December 11, 2006

Finals Week

The one week on college campuses where people stop buying weed and everyone buys Adderall

"Hey, can I buy some weed?"
"Sorry man, finals week"

by boobs :) May 3, 2010

Semi finals

A contest/event where a bunch of guys get together to compare the length and girth of their semi's. The winner receives respect, as well as the envy of others present at the event.

Paul : "Dude, the semi finals are being held at Jeff's mom's house this month."
Josh : "Sweet, I'll bring some Red Bull, a tape measure, and some partial nudity shots of Sigourney Weaver!"

by Manny974 October 10, 2006

Finals Hoe

A competetive swimming term used to define girls that show up to competitions to look good for guys. They usually have straight hair, make-up, really short shorts and are looking to get laid. Sometimes come in groups and hold cameras to make people think they are there to cheer them on.

*Dressed up girl walks by -on pool deck*

Girl: "Yo look at that finals hoe"

by swimmer. November 23, 2011

finals season

The approximately two week period before the week of finals at high school or especially university, where professors will overload students with make-up assignments, study guides, and an extremely high amount of notes, on top of the high amount of studying. This period is defined by the sheer number of assignments due or to be made up, combined with the increased level of studying done to prepare for final assignments. Also typical of this period in time is increased stress, lack of motivation, and odd decisions made about sleep, food, and activities.

Person A: Hey, you wanna go see a concert downtown?

Person B: Nah dude, I'm too busy with finals season to do anything else.

by girlwithaguitar April 25, 2017