Finklestein is the title of a game where players involved are in a never ending game of tag of sorts. The act of finkleing someone is fingering their “finkle” otherwise known as the knee armpit for 3 seconds counted out loud. There are many rules to the game of finklestein. It consists of many players and is a devious game originating in Missouri. The point of the game is to not be the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks and to get rid of it as soon as possible. If you are the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks a series of curses such as the frog drink supper, 10,000 lashings, and butt phone sniffer are imposed on the finkleton. After a year of being the finkleton for a year a tattoo of the word finkleton must be put on the players body. The meister is in a no tag backs rule as long as whoever they finkled is still the finkleton. The other players can be finkled by the finkleton anywhere besides church or if all the players agree to have a place be sacred in the moment.
by Son of Shad April 16, 2025
Get the Finklesteinmug.