fingerblast

To jackhammer a womens minge, used to as a gentlemens segway into the shocker.

I went to Rick's on Garland in Spokane last night and met a women with a dead tooth, so i took her outside and fingerblasted the shit out of her in her bitchin camerow.

by Geoff Nailer November 9, 2008

FingerBlast

To slam your fingers with guided precision into the depths of a man, woman, or animal's pussy or puckering anal cavity with the ferocity of a thousand foot pounds.

Dude, last night I was cow tipping and got a sudden urge to fingerblast the head bull...surprisingly when he awoke he was rather pleased with my skill.

by Kszerian May 20, 2003

fingerblast

To punch a vagina or asshole with one's fingers. Often in a rapid fashion, seldom precise.

"So I fingerblasted this chick last night...I'm pretty good at that."
"WTF Paul..."

by FBlaster April 26, 2009

Fingerblaster

An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands

“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”

“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “

by burgburgburgerrrr December 11, 2022

FingerBlasted

Getting blasted in the anus or vaginal area by the ring or middle finger.

OMG, she just got fingerblasted in your room!

by WapoFurious July 14, 2018

fingerblast

A group of 4 weebs who are fill in for clan scrims in the mobile game, Standoff 2.

Hay man we need another person for our scrim
Bro just ask fingerblast

by LLAMA SAMA November 14, 2019

fingerblaster

somebody who often does their own thing despite others wishes.

I wanted to go eat, but Alex was being a fingerblaster and just wanted to stay in bed.

by Evannn December 9, 2008